The up side of heat.

Posted: November 12, 2011 in Uncategorized

It’s 1400 on a Saturday afternoon and it’s 110 degrees in the house. There are so many things to complain about in this heat but who wants to hear people complain? Exactly. So, for that reason, we would like to give you the positive side of 110 degrees in the house in the form of a list. This is not a ploy for sympathy or an attempt to get the medal for living in this heat. In fact, if there is such a medal, it is one which we would not want. If you have any other ideas on how we could view these next few months from a glass half full, please let us know.
- You don’t need a knife to spread peanut butter, it pours right out.
- There is no need for putting food in the warmer while you are cooking for large crowds. The counter will work just as well.
- Cuts down on heating costs.
- No need for the hot water heater.
- You don’t have to start your car 15 mins before you want to leave in the morning.
- No need to heat water up for tea or coffee, it’s ready straight out of the tap (and that’s the cold side of the faucet).
- Cans of soup are ready to serve right out of the pantry.
- Water boils faster.
- Leave a brisket out overnight and wake up to beef jerky.
- No need for the dryer. You can take clothes straight from the washer to the closet.
- Wet wipes are like the hot towels they give you after a long flight.
- By the time you walk from the shower to the dresser you are already dry.
- You can eat a Hersey chocolate bar with a straw.
- You don’t have to worry about lying on cold sheets, you instantly feel the heat from them.
- You don’t have to dry the dishes.
- Meat thaws very quickly
- You don’t have to worry about that pesky ice getting in your way while drinking.

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Comments
  1. aunt Lainie says:

    (Not all the below pertain to summer)
    No need for baby clothes, just diapers. Kenley’s diapers probably dry before you can change her.
    You can put the ice scraper and snow shovels away for a few months, or years actually, ho. ho.
    No need for hair dryers, not that you, Kenny, have need for one.
    No need for make-up, it would just run off Les’s face.
    No need for electric blankets, Bruce has begun to look for our’s.
    No need to exercise the dogs, the heat could kill them.
    Don’t have to worry about snow storms to mess up holiday travel.
    Don’t have to cook the ducks’ eggs, they come out hard boiled and the turkey roasts itself.
    And lastly, no need to join a health club and use the sauna or heat the water for your hot tub!

    Good talking with you Kenny. You are all in our prayers. Get Les to give me some ideas for paintings. I still owe Asher his name slate. I am presently learning more about the Beloved One, John, good study. God bless always and forever.

  2. Debi Ferrel says:

    Love you all dearly, Terry and Debi

  3. Amanda says:

    I love you guys! I know what you mean, and it makes me so thankful for oklahoma’s crazy weather. Cant wait to share this with the church.

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